When it comes to blog post topics, I usually ask our Business Development Director, Paul Kiveal for topics to squirrel away and write about. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the fabulous ‘Hybrid Cloud Orchestration’ and ‘Is The Password Dead?’ posts weren’t my ideas. This week though, I caught him at the worst time, while he was in a strange mood (or sick of my constant craving for topics), and he gave me the worst title; ‘Who Would Prefer Digital Workspaces, Cats or Dogs?’. I’m not going to lie, it’s going to be a challenge. I’ve already asked a handful of people with zero IT knowledge for advice and they all gave me different answers, so I’m on my own with this one.
Originally, I thought cats would prefer digital workspaces. And it’s not because I’m a cat person (sorry). I just have no problem imagining a hipster Maine Coon- we’ll call him Salem- with his fur tied up, sitting in a café sipping huge bowls of the blackest coffee (or milk?), working away on his laptop. Why would he want to spend the day in the office, getting swiped by all the other cats for no reason whatsoever? God only knows, he wouldn’t be able to concentrate with all that purring. And every two minutes there’d be a flurry and a yelp as one of them forgot where they were and attacked their mouse. So, because Salem’s a very busy hipster cat, off he’d pop, with his laptop and catnip in his satchel to the closest Costa. A bit of quiet to get one step ahead. And let’s not forget the toasted tuna baguette for lunch.
Dogs however, they’re the ones who would love digital workspaces. Can you imagine telling a golden lab about how their work life would change? Let’s set the scene; some fancy, all white laboratory, not unlike the setting for James Bond’s Q. You stand in a white, unbuttoned lab coat, clipboard in hand, while Scooby sits at your feet, tail wagging.
“Access your applications and data no matter where you are in the world.” “Oh yeah, yeah, I like it, that sounds good!”
You lower your head to look at him over the rim of your glasses. “Seamless user experience; easily transition between your laptop, iPad, and mobile.” “Yeah, yeah?!”
“Optimise your productivity by meeting your business objectives while you work from home, in the office or on the go.” “Oh boy, that’s just amazing, isn’t that amazing?”
At this point he’d lose control and wipe the desk behind him of electronics with his over-enthusiastic tail. That’s another reason why dogs would prefer digital workspaces; can you imagine how many devices they’d break? A moment of excitement and their iPad would be history. And if you tossed them their mobile from across the room it would be crushed between their teeth. But with a seamless user experience, all of their data and applications would be in the cloud, so it would be a simple sign-on to whatever other device you’d have on-hand and they’d be on their merry way.
But, going a bit deeper into all this theoretical stuff, if you had an IT department full of cats, they’d love digital workspaces too. You’d have to move them from their cosy spot on top of the warm servers first though. All you need to create your own kitty IT department is a closet of Mac laptops, those small ones that fit in handbags. Cats don’t take up much space, they have tiny paws perfect for tiny laptops, and they get distracted by Windows. With increased agility, even the laziest tabby could easily deliver and manage a connected workspace to any canine user, regardless of what device they’ve just been given to replace their broken one, over any network. And they’d make the higher ups very happy with the reduced costs in managing complexity of the infrastructure. And since we can all imagine Salem being the Data Protection Officer in an organisation, complete with shirt and teeny, tiny tie, he’d love the secure corporate data feature. With so many files and applications flying around the ‘net, the risk of a security breach is high. But with that security feature, those kitties would be able to deliver their services without compromising security.
So, I can only conclude that, regardless of whether your furry friend is a cat or a dog, they’ll love digital workspaces for their own reasons. Pop Salem in the IT closet on your way up to the office, or link Scooby with the latest gadgets that will keep him connected with customers and the rest of the office while he’s out and about. If you fancy hearing more about what digital workspaces can do to improve your users or IT department (regardless if they happen to be human or otherwise), have a chat with one of our animal-friendly experts. Or just show them photos of your pets, they’d love that as well!
Missy Beaudelot – Digital Marketing Executive
With a background in journalism and an interest in all things tech, Missy keeps our social media in check while monitoring our websites and developing our digital presence.